Fab Whore

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The person in the shop who gets stuck with every stupid custom job, like building car parts out of wood, plastic, metal, and whatever else they can find, just so some idiot can have a fancy car.
I asked for a custom dashboard, and the Fab Whore had to weld a whole damn spaceship inside my car.
The Fab Whore built my car's roof out of cardboard because I said 'wood' and not 'cardboard'.
The Fab Whore spent 10 hours making my car look like a spaceship just because I wanted 'cool'.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The shop worker who takes your dumb idea and turns it into something that actually works, even if it means burning the shop down.
The Fab Whore turned my idea of 'a neon light on my car' into a neon explosion that lit up the whole parking lot.
The Fab Whore installed my sound system so loud, the car shook like it was about to fall apart.
The Fab Whore made my car look like it came from the future, even though I just wanted a few stickers.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The shop worker who never gets a break, always doing the hard stuff while everyone else laughs at their misery.
The Fab Whore had to paint my car at 2 a. m. because I wanted it done 'now' and not 'later'.
The Fab Whore spent all day fixing my car's roof because I said 'easy' and not 'simple'.
The Fab Whore made my car look like it had a second life, even though I just wanted a few extra stickers.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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