Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a shower so fast it makes your face look like it was slapped by a wet sock

I fab-up so fast my beard didn't even have time to get wet.

He ran out of the bathroom before the tap even turned off.

I had time to think about my life and still didn't get fully soaked.

2

when you take a shower so quick it feels like you're stealing water from a fire hydrant

She fab-up so fast I thought the water was magic.

He turned the tap on and off before I could blink.

I took a full minute to get my clothes on and he was already back in the room.

3

a shower so short it could make a clock jealous

He took a fab-up so quick the mirror didn’t even get a chance to fog up.

She got out of the shower before the soap could dissolve.

I timed it and he was done before I finished my first sentence.

4

when you take a shower so fast it feels like the water’s holding its breath

He fab-up so fast the toilet didn’t even have time to flush.

She was done before I could say the word ‘shower’ twice.

He came out of the bathroom still wearing his socks.

5

a shower so quick it could make a waterfall cry

He took a fab-up so fast the water didn’t even get a chance to say hello.

She got out before I could finish my coffee.

He came out of the shower still looking like he just woke up.

6

a shower so fast it’s like the water was running out of time

He took a fab-up so quick the water didn’t even get a chance to get wet.

She was out before the soap could get confused.

He came out of the bathroom before I could even finish my sentence.