Fab Panda

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Fab pandas are the only people who can talk over each other and still know what the other is saying.

You: I’m telling you, the pizza was on fire. Fran: No, the pizza was a god. You: We’re fab pandas.

DM: Just because you said my face looks like a raccoon doesn’t mean I can’t still be your fab panda.

You: We’ve been at this for three hours. Your friend: Yeah, but we’re still fab pandas.

Fab pandas are the only people who can argue about the same thing and still be best friends.

You: I did not punch the wall. Your friend: You did. You: We’re fab pandas.

Text: I swear I didn’t say that. Them: You did. You: We’re still fab pandas.

You: You said I looked like a baby goat. Your friend: You did look like a baby goat. You: We’re fab pandas.

Fab pandas are people who can be loud, obnoxious, and still be the best of friends.

You: I’m the loudest. Your friend: No, I’m the loudest. You: We’re fab pandas.

Text: You laughed at my dumb joke. Them: You laughed at my dumb joke. You: We’re fab pandas.

You: We’re both loud. Your friend: We’re both obnoxious. You: We’re fab pandas.

Fab pandas are people who can be the worst to each other and still be the best friends.

You: I took the last donut. Your friend: I took the last donut. You: We’re fab pandas.

You: I called you a donut. Your friend: I called you a donut. You: We’re fab pandas.

You: I texted your mom. Your friend: I texted your mom. You: We’re fab pandas.

Fab pandas are the only people who can ruin each other’s day and still be best friends.

You: I ruined your day. Your friend: I ruined your day. You: We’re fab pandas.

Text: I sent your mom a picture of you eating pizza. Them: I sent your mom a picture of you eating pizza. You: We’re fab pandas.

You: I called you a donut. Your friend: I called you a donut. You: We’re fab pandas.

Fab pandas are people who are so close, they know each other’s secrets and still call each other stupid.

You: I know your secret. Your friend: I know your secret. You: We’re fab pandas.

Text: I know your secret. Them: I know your secret. You: We’re fab pandas.

You: I called you stupid. Your friend: I called you stupid. You: We’re fab pandas.