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A hot drummer for The Strokes who has the best girlfriend ever. She’s lucky, and he’s amazing.
He’s the reason I can’t focus in math class.
He’s hotter than my mom’s lasagna.
He’s the drummer. That’s all you need to know.
Fab Moretti
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A super-cool drummer for The Strokes. He’s cute, plays like a beast, and has Drew Barrymore as his girlfriend.
He’s so cool, I wish I was him.
He’s got the looks and the drums. What else do you need?
He’s the reason I failed my history test.
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A cute drummer in The Strokes. He’s got Drew Barrymore as a girlfriend and is totally lucky.
He’s so cute, I want to marry him.
He’s the reason I skipped gym today.
He’s the drummer and he’s hot. That’s it.
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Fab is a super-hot guy in The Strokes who makes me happy in my pants. He’s a great drummer.
He’s so hot, I think I’m going to explode.
He’s the reason I didn’t do my homework.
He’s hotter than my dad’s pizza.
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A former mop-head drummer in The Strokes. He’s good-looking because of his Brazilian and Italian roots. He loves fun. He probably deserves better than Drew.
He’s got looks and a cool background. Who needs Drew?
He’s got a life, and I just have homework.
He’s cool, and I’m just me.
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He’s currently single. That’s a big deal. He’s the sexiest drummer on Earth. He’s like the king of cool.
He’s single, and that’s wild.
He’s the king of cool. I bow to him.
He’s sexy, and I’m not even mad about it.
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He’s the sexiest drummer on Earth. He’s got the looks and the drumming skills. He’s a total beast.
He’s the reason I can’t eat my lunch.
He’s hotter than my brother’s video game.
He’s a drummer, and he’s a beast.