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To be so awkward it looks like you were born in a closet and raised by a chicken

I tried to whisper a joke and it came out like a scream from a dying man.

He walked into the party like he was escaping a fire.

She tried to laugh at the joke but it sounded like a goat being hit by a truck.

To be so clumsy you make a salad look like a wrestling match

He dropped his phone in a bowl of soup and now it’s crying.

She tripped over her own feet and took out three people in the process.

He tried to grab a drink and ended up grabbing a guy’s face.

To be so socially dead it could turn a party into a funeral

He talked to the wall like it was his best friend.

She said ‘hi’ to a chair and walked out.

He tried to make small talk and ended up giving a five-minute speech to a single potato.

To be so bad at being cool it makes a pigeon look like a rockstar

He tried to do a cool pose and ended up falling into a puddle.

She tried to be edgy and just said ‘hello’ in a whisper.

He tried to be smooth and accidentally talked to a plant.

To be so awkward it could make a funeral feel like a dance party

He tried to say ‘goodbye’ and ended up yelling it like a war cry.

She tried to smile and it looked like she was in pain.

He tried to wave and it looked like he was trying to flag down a ghost.