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The five dumb equations that physics teachers force you to memorize until you forget your own name.
My teacher said I’d fail if I didn’t know this equation. I failed anyway.
Why is acceleration divided by time? Who even asks that?
I still don’t know what ‘union of the snake’ means, and I don’t care.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The original Michigan starting five. Three of them became NBA stars. The other two tried to be cool and ended up in the ABA, which is basically the NBA’s less popular cousin.
Chris Webber was the best. The rest were just there to watch him shine.
Juwan Howard had a face like a brick. It was glorious.
Jalen Rose was the only one who knew how to dance.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Duran Duran, but with five members. They had shiny hair, tight clothes, and songs so catchy they made girls scream and teachers cry.
I saw a guy in the 80s wearing a Duran Duran shirt. He looked like a walking fashion disaster.
Their videos were so weird, my mom thought it was a religious experience.
They were like the Beatles, but with more glitter and less actual music.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The Michigan starting five in the 90s. They wore baggy shorts, black socks, and had the Final Four in the bag like it was just another Monday.
Chris Webber was the king. Everyone else was just there to cheer him on.
They made the Final Four twice. That’s more than most people do in a lifetime.
Ray Jackson was the best. He was like the cool kid who never needed to be popular.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Five gay men who think they’re the best at being fabulous. They wear suits, talk about style, and make everyone else feel plain.
They came on TV and instantly became my new favorite people.
They’re so fabulous, I feel like I just got dumped.
They make me want to redo my whole life, starting with my socks.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Five people who are so fabulous, they decided to call themselves the Fab Five, even though no one asked them to.
They’re so fabulous, I want to be them when I grow up.
They’re like the original influencers. Back in the 80s.
They made being fabulous a thing. Now it’s just a habit.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The five gay men from Bravo who make straight guys look like they’ve never heard of fashion, style, or taste.
They came on TV and I instantly knew I’d never be as stylish as them.
They made me want to redo my whole house, just to match their taste.
They’re so fabulous, I think I might have a crush on one of them.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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