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The Fab 5 were five Michigan basketball players who were good but got wrecked by Duke and North Carolina. Chris Webber ruined everything by calling a fake timeout and got the whole program in trouble.
My cousin thinks Webber was a genius, but I know he was just a selfish idiot.
I got a C in history because I was too busy watching the Fab 5 lose in the Final Four.
My teacher said Webber should’ve been shot for what he did.