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She’s so hot it’s like the sun got jealous. Her heart is like a gold nugget you’d kill for. If she notices you, you’re lucky. If she talks to you, you’re rich.
I walked into the room and everyone turned around. I thought I was late. Turns out, I was just late to the best thing ever.
She smiled at me. I got a hard-on and a panic attack. I’m not sure which one I like more.
I asked her out. She said yes. I cried. My friends laughed. My mom called the cops.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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She’s like a rainbow in a hurricane. Her heart is pure gold. If she gives you the time of day, you should thank God. If she asks you to dinner, you should write a thank-you note.
She walked in, and I forgot my name. I also forgot my pants.
I asked her to prom. She said yes. I threw up. Then I got a scholarship.
She texted me. I got a boner. My dog got a boner. My mom got a divorce.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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She’s a goddess with a middle finger. Her heart is made of gold. If you’re lucky enough to be in her life, you’re the chosen one. If she looks at you, you’re the chosen one with a chance.
She looked at me. I got a hard-on. My neighbor got a hard-on. My dog got a hard-on. My mom called the priest.
She asked me to dance. I said yes. I broke my foot. She laughed. I cried.
She walked in. The room exploded. I got a job. My cat got a job. My brother got a job and a girlfriend.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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