Faau

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A chill guy when he’s by himself, but as soon as friends show up, he turns into a lunatic who’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and punch you for no reason. He’s a softie until you mess with him, then he’s like a angry goat.
Faau: 'I was chill until you said my mom’s name.'
Faau: 'I laughed so hard I peed my pants.'
Faau: 'You called my sister fat? I’ll make you eat my lunch.'
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He acts like a Buddha when he’s alone, but with friends, he’s a wild monkey who’ll prank you, steal your food, and cuss you out for no reason. He’s a joker, but don’t mess with him or he’ll turn into a monster.
Faau: 'I didn’t steal your lunch, you just forgot it.'
Faau: 'You called me a monkey? I’ll make you a monkey.'
Faau: 'I’m not a wild monkey, I’m just very hungry.'
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He’s a chill person when he’s alone, but with friends, he’s a loud, cussing, joke-telling maniac who’ll laugh at your stupid jokes and cuss you out if you mess with him. He’s a fun guy but don’t make him angry.
Faau: 'You said my mom’s name, I’m gonna cuss you out.'
Faau: 'I’m not a maniac, I’m just having fun.'
Faau: 'You laughed at my joke, now you’re my friend.'
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He’s a quiet guy when he’s by himself, but with friends, he becomes a loud, laughing, joke-telling, cussing machine. He’s a nice guy, but don’t make him mad or he’ll cuss you into next week.
Faau: 'You made me laugh so hard, I forgot my pants.'
Faau: 'I didn’t cuss you, you just cussed yourself.'
Faau: 'You messed with me, now you’re my enemy.'
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He’s a calm guy when he’s alone, but with friends, he turns into a loud, cussing, joke-telling, prank-playing, sensitive person who’ll laugh at your jokes but cuss you out if you hurt him.
Faau: 'You laughed at my joke, now you’re my best friend.'
Faau: 'I didn’t prank you, you just forgot your lunch.'
Faau: 'You called me a sensitive person? I’ll cuss you out.'
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He’s a chill guy when he’s alone, but with friends, he becomes a wild, laughing, cussing, joke-telling, prank-playing monster who’s nice until you mess with him.
Faau: 'You called me a monster? I’ll make you my monster.'
Faau: 'I didn’t prank you, you just forgot your phone.'
Faau: 'You laughed at my joke, now you’re my friend.'
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