faatimah

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A dark-skinned beauty who thinks she's the main character, but she'll trip over her own feet if you don't hold her hand. She's a keeper, but she'll quit on you faster than a toddler quits a candy bar.

Faatimah: 'I'm gonna be famous someday!' Me: 'Yeah, and I'm gonna be the one who catches you when you fall.'

Faatimah cried when her chicken nuggets didn't come with extra sauce.

Faatimah left the group chat when no one liked her meme.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

She’s a sweet cookie, but she’s got a short fuse and she’ll roast you like a chicken in the oven if you don’t keep her happy. She’ll love you to death, but don’t you dare break her heart or she’ll turn into a sour lemon.

Faatimah: 'You’re a legend.' Me: 'I’m just here for the compliments.'

Faatimah called her crush a 'meh' and then cried for an hour.

Faatimah took a bullet for her best friend, then whined about it for days.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

This girl’s got the confidence of a superhero and the kindness of a puppy. People are scared of her because she’s pretty and she knows it, but she’ll still be your best friend even if you’re the worst.

Faatimah stared down the bully and said, 'You’re gonna wish you were me.'

Faatimah gave me the best advice ever: 'Just be you, baby.'

Faatimah said I was 'kinda cute' and I’ve been smiling ever since.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The most perfect human being who will love you like no other. If she’s in love with you, don’t let her go or you’ll regret it for life. She’s got the prettiest hair, and she’ll never cheat on you, so just marry her and be done with it.

Faatimah: 'I’m gonna marry you.' Me: 'But I’m not ready for marriage yet.'

Faatimah cried when her ex said he loved someone else.

Faatimah told her ex, 'You were the best, but you were also the worst.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago