faatim

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Faatim is a girl’s favorite type of dude. He’s smooth like a baby’s butt and made from a fabric so good they don’t even sell it no more. He’s the type that will cheat on your girl and then tell her it’s a business move.

My girl’s new BF is Faatim. He’s got a business and a face like a smoothie.

Faatim just walked in. My girl’s eyes are like ‘I’m in trouble.’

Faatim told my girl he was a ‘financial partner’ and now she’s broke.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Faatim is the type of guy that your girl brings home like a new toy. He’s got a heart like a lion and a brain like a calculator. If you mess with him, he’ll cut you like a bad haircut.

My girl’s new toy is Faatim. He’s got a brain and a mouth like a mouthful of tacos.

Faatim just said he was gonna cut me if I messed with him. I’m scared.

Faatim told my girl he’s got a heart like a lion. I believe it.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Faatim is the guy your girl says is a friend. But he’s really the guy that eats the loot. He’s sweet but he don’t play fair. He’s got the patience of a saint but the temper of a dragon.

My girl says Faatim is her friend. But I think he’s a thief.

Faatim just took my girl’s money. He said it was a ‘friendship tax.’

Faatim’s got the patience of a saint but he just yelled at me like I was a kid.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Faatim is the rare kind of guy that’s honest and doesn’t take no crap. He’s the one that gives you scissors when you first meet. He’s like a superhero with a knife and a smile.

Faatim just gave me scissors. He said ‘you might need them someday.’

Faatim is like a superhero. He’s honest and don’t take no crap.

Faatim just smiled at me and gave me a pair of scissors. I feel like I’m in a movie.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Faatim is the guy that your girl brings home like a new boyfriend. He’s got the brain of a genius and the heart of a lion. He’s sweet but he don’t play fair. He’s like a wolf in sheep’s clothing.

My girl brought home Faatim like he was a new boyfriend.

Faatim said he was a genius. I don’t believe him but he’s got the brain of one.

Faatim is like a wolf in sheep’s clothing. He’s sweet but he’s got a bite.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Faatim is the guy that your girl says is her best friend. But he’s really the guy that eats the loot. He’s got the patience of a saint and the temper of a dragon. He’s like a mix between a teacher and a tough guy.

My girl says Faatim is her best friend. But he took her money.

Faatim has the patience of a saint. He just stood there and let me talk for 10 minutes.

Faatim is like a teacher and a tough guy. He’s got the brain of a genius.

by Slangipedia 4d ago