faart

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a loud smelly屁 that doesn't stop for a full minute like your grandpa's butt after Thanksgiving dinner

"I just ate three hot dogs and now I'm doing a faart in the middle of my math test."

"He faarted so loud the dog ran out of the house."

My sister faarted during the movie and the whole theater turned around."

a屁 so big it could knock over a cow and it doesn't stop until you start crying

"My dad faarted during church and the pastor said a prayer for him."

"I faarted in the car and my brother almost threw up."

My mom faarted during her yoga class and the teacher had a meltdown."

a屁 that lasts longer than a bad movie and smells like your brother's socks after a week in a trash can

"I faarted in the elevator and the guy next to me ran out."

My friend faarted during the concert and the lead singer stopped singing."

I faarted in the restaurant and the waiter brought me a napkin and a curse."

a屁 so long and loud it sounds like a dragon passed gas and it won't stop until you beg it to

"I faarted during my Zoom meeting and my boss asked if I was sick."

My dog faarted so loud it scared my cat."

I faarted in the airplane and the whole row started laughing."

a屁 so bad it could make a superhero cry and it won't stop until you start singing

"I faarted during my piano lesson and my teacher asked me to play a song about it."

My brother faarted in the bathroom and the toilet flushed itself."

I faarted during the soccer game and the whole team ran away."