faardvark

My cousin is a faardvark. He even dated my uncle’s brother.

She called him a faardvark in front of the whole class.

He said I was a faardvark for liking pizza more than burgers.

He called me a faardvark because I cried when my dog died.

The teacher said he was a faardvark for wearing glitter every day.

He tried to fight me, but I just laughed and called him a faardvark.

He said I was a faardvark because I like dancing more than football.

He called his friend a faardvark for liking cake more than cake.

He got in trouble for being a faardvark and eating all the cookies.

He called me a faardvark for liking ice cream more than hot dogs.

She said I was a faardvark because I cried when the movie ended.

He got kicked out of the game for being a faardvark.

He said I was a faardvark for wearing a dress to the football game.

She called him a faardvark because he cried when his pet turtle died.

He got in trouble for being a faardvark and singing in the shower.

He called me a faardvark because I like reading more than fighting.

She said I was a faardvark for being quiet in the cafeteria.

He got kicked out of the party for being a faardvark and eating all the cake.