Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smelly finger dance that makes your pants feel like they’re on fire.

My brother does faap in the bathroom and it smells like old socks.

I did faap in the car and the driver yelled at me.

My dog did faap in the backyard and now it’s a warzone.

2

When you stick your hand in a mystery meat and hope it’s not your mom.

I did faap in the kitchen and my mom walked in like she was a cop.

My dad did faap and it sounded like a monkey was in a blender.

I did faap in the closet and my sister heard it and laughed.

3

A dirty secret that your hand keeps and your brain loves.

I did faap in the shower and the soap got mad.

My brother did faap and it was louder than a fire alarm.

I did faap in the lunchroom and the whole class heard it.

4

When your hand starts a party and your brain is the DJ.

I did faap in the hallway and the teacher gave me a look.

My dog did faap in the park and all the kids ran away.

I did faap in the car and my mom facepalmed.

5

A finger workout that your brain pays for with your pants.

I did faap in the living room and my dad walked in like he was a ghost.

I did faap in the kitchen and my mom yelled at me.

I did faap in the car and the driver gave me a funny look.

6

When your hand takes a solo and your brain gives a standing ovation.

I did faap in the bathroom and it smelled like a dead fish.

I did faap in the hallway and my teacher gave me a look.

I did faap in the car and the driver laughed.