faanwei

'That faanwei just stole my burger and my dignity.'

'I’d die for that faanwei. And I’d probably steal his fries first.'

'He’s my faanwei. He’s also my meal ticket. And my punching bag.'

'My faanwei came to my school and beat up my crush. I’m in love now.'

'He’s my faanwei. He’s also the reason I have a black eye and a better life.'

'That faanwei just walked into my mum’s house and said, 'You’re not the boss of me.'

'My faanwei stole my pizza and left me with a note that said 'I’ll be back for your dignity.'

'He’s my faanwei. He’s also my partner in crime and my worst enemy.'

'That faanwei just snatched my chips and ran. I’m going after him.'