Faangster

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A fancy word for a rich butt-licker working at one of the big tech companies. They get paid like kings and act like they own the place.
My cousin is a Faangster. He works at Meta and thinks he's God.
I want to be a Faangster so I can brag about my salary and ignore my friends.
That Faangster at my old job didn't even know how to use a printer.
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A person who gets a gold-plated job at one of the big tech companies. They’re paid so much they forget how to breathe.
My ex is a Faangster. She left me for a raise and a better office chair.
I saw a Faangster eating a whole cake for breakfast. That’s how rich they are.
That Faangster thinks he’s better than me just because he has a bigger title.
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A person who gets a fancy job at one of the big tech companies. They think they're special just because they have a big salary and a nice office.
My neighbor is a Faangster. He doesn't even leave his office for lunch.
That Faangster at my gym thinks he's better than me just because he has a nicer watch.
My little brother wants to be a Faangster so he can waste his life on a computer.
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A person who works at one of the big tech companies and acts like they're the best thing since sliced bread. They're paid well and don't care about anyone else.
My friend is a Faangster. He thinks he’s the best because he has a better car than me.
That Faangster at my bar thinks he's cooler than everyone else just because he has a fancy job.
I hate Faangsters because they think they're better than me just because they have a better office.
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A rich person who works at one of the big tech companies and thinks they're the center of the universe. They get paid so much they don't even know what real money is.
My uncle is a Faangster. He doesn't even know how to use a real phone.
That Faangster at my school thinks he's better than me just because he has a fancy title.
My mom says I should be a Faangster so I can waste my life on a computer.
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A person who works at one of the big tech companies and thinks they're the best. They get paid so much they don't even care about people anymore.
My brother is a Faangster. He doesn't even talk to me anymore because he’s too busy being rich.
That Faangster at my gym thinks he's cooler than me just because he has a fancy job.
I want to be a Faangster so I can eat cake for breakfast and ignore my friends.
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