faan

A faan is a total cockroach of a person. It’s like the worst kind of annoying bug that never leaves. You use it when someone is giving you the worst kind of headache or when you want to call someone a brain-dead donkey.

Faan is Swedish for fuck. It’s like the most basic swear word in the whole wide world. Say it loud, say it proud, and make sure you say it with enough attitude to scare a chicken.

A faan is a science fiction geek who shows up to every convention like it’s their religion. They know all the inside jokes, and they won’t shut up about it.

Faan is the Swedish way of saying what the hell? It’s like the most basic question you can ask when something goes completely wrong.

Faan is a Swedish sentence that means I'm going to punch you. It’s like the most basic and aggressive way to tell someone you're going to kick their butt.