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You’re flying so hard you’re making your mom blush and your dad cry

He ran the race like he was trying to escape his mom’s angry face.

She flew through the hallway like she was trying to leave her mom’s house forever.

He was so fast, his mom was yelling at the wind.

You're moving so fast, your mom’s face is in the rearview mirror

He ran so fast, his mom was left behind with her coffee.

She zipped past her brother like he was still in elementary school.

He flew out the door like his mom was about to yell at him.

You're so quick, your mom’s face is in the rearview mirror and she’s still yelling

He bolted out the door like his mom was about to start a war.

She left her brother in the dust like he was still playing with toys.

He moved so fast, his mom was still yelling in the background.

You're moving so fast, your mom’s face is in the rearview mirror and she’s still yelling at the wind

He ran like his mom was chasing him with a broom.

She flew through the park like her mom was still yelling at her.

He moved like his mom was still yelling at him from the other side of the street.

You're moving so fast, your mom's face is in the rearview mirror, and she's still yelling at you like you're five

He ran like his mom was going to yell at him forever.

She moved so fast, her mom was still yelling at her like it was recess.

He was so quick, his mom was still yelling at him like he had a time-out.

You're flying so fast, your mom's face is in the rearview mirror and she's still yelling at you like you're on a treadmill

He ran like his mom was still running on a treadmill.

She moved like her mom was still yelling at her from the treadmill.

He was so fast, his mom was still yelling at him like he was on a treadmill.