faalisha

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The god of pure joy who also watches over Egypt like a drunk uncle at a family reunion.

My ex is like faalisha but with a hangover and no respect.

I’d follow faalisha anywhere, even if she dropped a pizza on the Pharaoh’s head.

Faalisha is the reason I still believe in love, even after my dog died.

A divine being who makes Egyptians laugh so hard they forget their taxes and their problems.

Faalisha is the only reason I didn’t quit my job today.

If faalisha had a twin, she’d be the god of middle schoolers and bad decisions.

My mom says faalisha is why she still dances in the kitchen.

The most annoying god you’ve ever seen, but also the one who keeps Egypt from falling apart.

I wish faalisha would just take over my math class.

Faalisha is like a party animal who also runs a country.

If faalisha had a LinkedIn, it would say ‘God of Joy and Ancient Power’.