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A fancy way to say something is as wobbly as a dead man's junk. Use it when things are super loose and can't hold their shape.
Your pants fell down like a failed marriage.
The pizza dough was so floppy, it looked like it had no will to live.
His neck was so loose, it could’ve been used as a hammock.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When something is so flappy, it might as well be a used sock. Say it when things are soft, wobbly, and barely holding on.
The taco shell was so floppy, it folded in half like a crying baby.
His hair was so limp, it looked like it had been stepped on by a donkey.
The chair collapsed like a man who just got fired.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A way to say something is so flabby, it could be used as a pillow. Use it when things are soft, shaky, and barely holding up.
The bread was so floppy, it could’ve been used as a blanket.
His arms were so wobbly, they looked like they were about to fall off.
The table was so flimsy, it could’ve been used as a ladder.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A way to say something is so floppy, it's like it was born in a dumpster. Use it when things are soft, weak, and barely standing up.
The noodle was so floppy, it could’ve been used as a leash.
His legs were so wobbly, they looked like they had no bones.
The curtain was so flimsy, it blew like a fart.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When something is so flappy, it could be used as a rag. Say it when things are soft, shaky, and barely holding up.
The chicken wing was so floppy, it looked like it had no life left.
His ears were so wobbly, they looked like they had been hit by a truck.
The door was so flimsy, it could’ve been used as a paper fan.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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