Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you pass out on the keyboard because you’re too drunk and too far from the bathroom.

I tried to send a text and ended up face-down on my laptop.

He typed ‘I love you’ then fell asleep on the toilet.

She drank six beers and faakwot-ed during a Zoom call.

2

Snoring so loud on the keyboard that your toilet thinks it’s in a horror movie.

My snoring woke up the neighbor and the toilet.

He faakwot-ed so loud the cat ran away.

She was typing and snoring at the same time.

3

When you fall asleep on the keyboard because you’re too high and too far from the bathroom.

He fell asleep on the keyboard after smoking three blunts.

She was typing and then just poof, asleep on the toilet.

He faakwot-ed so hard he forgot the meeting.

4

When you’re too lazy to get up and just sleep on the keyboard like it’s your bed.

He faakwot-ed instead of getting up for lunch.

She slept on the keyboard like it was a mattress.

He typed for five minutes then just passed out.

5

When you fall asleep on the keyboard and your butt is in the toilet like it’s a throne.

He faakwot-ed and his butt was in the toilet.

She slept on the keyboard and pooped at the same time.

He fell asleep on the keyboard and his butt was in the toilet.