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When you’re so tired you snore into your computer like it’s your ex.
My boss just FAAd during a Zoom meeting. I could’ve cried.
I FAAd in the middle of a text. My dog laughed.
FAAK at 3 AM. My keyboard got a concussion.
FAAK
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A loud, 2-3 second scream of rage that happens when someone breaks your heart and then asks for your soul.
He said he loved me. I FAAd so loud the neighbors called the cops.
She didn’t even flinch. I FAAd like I just got fired.
I FAAd after my crush said they liked someone else.
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A Belfast swear word that sounds like a cat hissing at a dog. It’s like a shorter, dirtier version of the F-word.
I FAAd at my cousin for eating my last chip.
My uncle said ‘FAAK’ and then threw a chair.
The teacher FAAd when I drew on the desk.
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A wild mix of shock, joy, and confusion. It comes from a kid in Bangladesh who’s been high for three days.
I saw my crush and FAAd like I won the lottery.
The teacher said we had a pop quiz. I FAAd like I just got a puppy.
My friend told me a joke. I FAAd like I just discovered pizza.
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A cleaner, cooler way to yell ‘What the F***’ when you’re too lazy to type the whole thing.
My dog ate my homework. I FAAd at him like he was the devil.
I saw my crush. I FAAd like I just got a new phone.
My teacher said no snacks. I FAAd so loud the ceiling shook.