Faaji

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Faaji is a drunken mess that happens way too late at night, mostly in London, and it’s basically West African people getting wild after a huge meal, like a French Drunch but with more shouting and less daylight.
"I didn’t go to bed last night. I went to a Faaji and never came back."
"My cousin’s Faaji started at 11 and ended at 3. I still haven’t recovered."
"I tried to make a Faaji. It turned into a food fight. I lost."
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Faaji is when you eat so much food you can’t move, then you drink so much you can’t think, and it all happens in the middle of the night, mostly in London, and it’s basically the Yoruba way of saying, 'I’m not done yet.'
"My Faaji was so loud my neighbors called the cops."
"I had a Faaji and forgot my own name."
"My Faaji started with chicken and ended with a fight over the last piece of bread."
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Faaji is like a party that happens when everyone’s too drunk to remember why they’re there, and it’s mostly in London, and it’s basically a West African person’s way of saying, 'I’m going to eat, I’m going to drink, and I’m going to make a mess.'
"I tried to leave my Faaji, but the food called me back."
"My Faaji was so good I had to take a picture of the food and my friends."
"I had a Faaji and didn’t even remember my own address."
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