faaiir

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weaklings who think they're cool but are just sad sacks. they don't even have the guts to ask for help. good riddance.

My cousin eats dirt for breakfast and still complains about life.

That kid at school walks 10 miles just to get a snack and still cries.

My uncle tried to eat a whole pizza and passed out in the middle of the street.

losers who think the world owes them money. they'd rather starve than do anything useful. go die.

My neighbor thinks he's a king but can't even boil water.

That guy at the bus stop thinks he's famous but no one knows who he is.

My brother tried to eat a shoe and still said it was delicious.

worms who deserve to be stepped on. they can't even handle a little hardship. life is too tough for them.

My mom's cousin eats expired cereal and still thinks he's rich.

That kid at the park tried to eat a whole sandwich and cried like a baby.

My uncle tried to eat a sock and still said it was the best meal ever.