Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way of saying you’re too lazy to just do something and instead you mess things up until someone slaps you with a whoopin’.

Bro, I’m not going to school. I’m doing FAAFO.

Why did you break my phone? FAAFO!

I’m not gonna eat my veggies. FAAFO.

2

When you decide to be a pain in the ass just to see what kind of epic meltdown the other person will have.

I’m not going to work. I’m doing FAAFO.

Why did you delete my game save? FAAFO!

I’m not gonna clean my room. FAAFO.

3

A battle cry used by libertarians and Boog Bois when they’re ready to take on the whole world with no plan.

I’m gonna start a war. FAAFO!

I’m gonna yell at the president. FAAFO!

I’m gonna eat a whole pizza. FAAFO!

4

A simple phrase that means you're not going to do your chores and you're probably going to get in trouble.

I’m not going to do my homework. FAAFO.

Why did you spill my cereal? FAAFO!

I’m not gonna brush my teeth. FAAFO.

5

A phrase used when you're too dumb to just do something and instead you mess things up for fun.

I’m not going to bed. FAAFO!

Why did you throw my shoes out the window? FAAFO!

I’m not gonna do my math. FAAFO.

6

A fat gay man who probably has a neon wig and is ready to fight.

That guy at the mall is a FAAFO.

My uncle is a FAAFO.

The guy in the gym is a FAAFO.

7

A phrase that means you're not going to do your job and you're probably going to get fired.

I’m not going to work. FAAFO.

Why did you quit your job? FAAFO!

I’m not gonna show up to work. FAAFO.