faadi

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A nickname for people named Fahad. They're like a walking charity, but with more swearing and less dignity.

@Fahad just bought me a burger and told me to 'stop being a loser'

He helped me cheat on my math test and called my teacher a 'f***ing moron'

Fahad showed up at my party and yelled 'I'm here to save you all from your f***ed-up lives'

Fahad is the name for people who act like they're your best friend, even if they're not. They're also the reason your life is a mess.

My friend Fahad told me he'd help me with my homework, then spent 3 hours talking about his ex

Fahad showed up at my house with pizza and a f***ing speech about how I'm 'doomed'

He called me at 2 AM to tell me he's 'f***ing doomed too'

Fahad is the name given to people who think they're the most important person in the universe. They’re also the reason your life is a disaster.

Fahad told me he’s ‘the only one who matters’ and then proceeded to eat my sandwich

He showed up at my house and said ‘I’m here to f*** your life up’

Fahad called me and said he’s ‘the king of doom’ and I’m just ‘a peasant’