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making your girlfriend smell like a sewer after you let one rip
My girlfriend just looked at me like I was a dead rat.
She said I smelled like the inside of a trash can.
I couldn't even hug her without her pulling away.
faaaaart
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telling your girlfriend you love her while you let out a giant fart
She said I was the worst lover ever.
I tried to kiss her and she ran away.
She texted me: 'You’re not my boyfriend anymore.'
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when you drop the mic and let out a fart at the same time
She said I was a total fraud.
I got laughed at in front of my friends.
She asked if I was trying to embarrass her.