Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud and annoying yell you make when someone says something so dumb it makes your brain hurt. The more A’s, the more stupid the thing was.

My friend said he can breathe underwater. FAAAAAK.

She told me she’s a vampire. FAAAAAK.

He claims he can talk to cats. FAAAAAK.

2

A swear word you scream when someone does something so idiotic it deserves a lifetime ban from the planet.

He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite. FAAAAAK.

She said her dog can fly. FAAAAAK.

He wears socks with sandals. FAAAAAK.

3

A very loud and nasal yell you make when you’re so mad at someone’s brain for being so tiny.

He said he can turn invisible. FAAAAAK.

She thinks her hair can talk. FAAAAAK.

He believes the moon is made of cheese. FAAAAAK.

4

A yell that comes out of your nose when someone says something so dumb it makes your ears bleed.

He thinks the sun is a giant flashlight. FAAAAAK.

She said she can read minds. FAAAAAK.

He eats soup with a spoon made of bread. FAAAAAK.

5

A very loud and stupid noise you make when someone says something so stupid it makes your brain want to quit.

He said he can talk to plants. FAAAAAK.

She told me she’s a wizard. FAAAAAK.

He wears a hat made of socks. FAAAAAK.