Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The federal association of absolute bottom-feeder assholes who think they're gods.

FAA is the reason my flight got delayed. Again.

Why do they get paid to be jerks? It's the FAA.

I swear, if I get stuck with another FAA guy, I'm gonna scream.

2

It means 'Florida Air Academy' but it also means the federal association of assholes who make your life miserable.

That Florida Air Academy is just a cover for the FAA's evil plans.

I thought I was going to a school, not getting tortured by the FAA.

They even trick you with the name. It's a trap.

3

The Federal Aviation Administration. A government organization that has no clue what it's doing.

The FAA is like a kid trying to run an airplane.

They say 'sky's the limit' but the FAA makes it 'sky's the annoyance.'

They can't even keep the planes on time. What are they, amateurs?

4

Fine Ass Asian. Or maybe Fine Ass Alien. Either way, they look good and make your life worse.

FAA is my new favorite thing. And my new worst enemy.

I saw a Fine Ass Asian and I got jealous.

They look good, but they're the reason my flight is delayed.

5

Fuck all Americans. They're fat, ignorant, junk-food-eating jerks. Most of them, anyway.

The FAA is just a bunch of Americans who think they're special.

I don't like Americans. Especially the ones in the FAA.

If you're not fat, you're not an American. Especially not an FAA one.

6

That one guy you occasionally see walking down the street, and everyone just stares at him like he’s a walking legend.

I saw that guy walking down the street. He looked like he owned the place.

Every time I see that guy, I want to be him.

That guy walks like he's the king of the world.

7

Mostly used for the Federal Aviation Administration, which is just a fancy name for a group of jerks who don’t know what they’re doing.

The FAA is just a fancy name for a bunch of jerks.

They call it the Federal Aviation Administration, but it's just the FAA.

They think they're fancy, but they're just a bunch of clueless jerks.