Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the dumbest human on Earth who makes everyone around them also dumb

I saw fa6ma try to explain why the sky is blue and said it's because of lollipops

fa6ma thinks a donut is a type of sandwich

fa6ma texted me at 3 a. m. to ask if I had a fridge

2

a human so dumb it’s like they were born in a dumpster and raised by monkeys

fa6ma tried to text me and sent a photo of a pizza with a cat on it

fa6ma thinks the moon is made of cheese and that’s why it shines

fa6ma asked if I was a robot because I knew my own name

3

the human who makes brain cells die just by existing

fa6ma told me the Earth is flat and that’s why I have to wear socks

fa6ma texted me a poem about why socks are the best invention ever

fa6ma thinks a fish can be a president if it wears a hat

4

a human so dumb they think the sun is just a giant light bulb

fa6ma said the sun is just a giant light bulb and that’s why it’s bright

fa6ma thinks the clouds are made of cotton candy

fa6ma tried to explain gravity and said it’s just a ‘feeling’

5

the human who can turn simple things into complete nonsense

fa6ma told me a pencil is just a ‘stick with a cap’

fa6ma thinks a clock is a ‘square that tells time’

fa6ma said water is just ‘a drink for fish’

6

the human who could make a genius cry just by talking

fa6ma tried to explain math and said ‘it’s just counting’

fa6ma thinks the alphabet is just ‘a bunch of letters’

fa6ma asked why we have to wear shoes and said ‘they’re just a fashion’