Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the most annoying thing ever. like a glitter bomb exploded in your face and it was your ex.

i saw this kid and i lost my mind

this girl is so cute i want to die

i would marry this thing if it asked me

2

the reason why your brain turns to mush. it’s like a unicorn wearing your socks and crying in slow motion.

this kid made me forget my own name

i would do anything for this person

i texted my mom and cried about this

3

the worst kind of torture. it’s like being stuck in a glitter factory with your nemesis.

i watched this and my dog cried

i would sell my soul for this person

i failed my math test because of this

4

the most beautiful thing since pizza. it’s like a rainbow in a bubblegum factory.

i saw this and i started singing

this kid is my new best friend

i would do homework for this person

5

the reason your heart breaks every time. it’s like a unicorn wearing your socks and crying in slow motion.

i cried when i saw this

this kid is my new crush

i texted my crush and cried about this

6

the worst kind of torture. it’s like being stuck in a glitter factory with your ex and your math teacher.

i watched this and my dog started dancing

i would give up my allowance for this person

i failed my math test because of this