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A total guarantee that you're going to fail, and you're going to fail hard.
I got a D on my math test. Fa shigamortis.
He said he'd win the race. Fa shigamortis.
She told me she'd be on time. Fa shigamortis.
fa shigamortis
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A fancy way to say you're absolutely sure something is going to blow up in your face.
I skipped homework. Fa shigamortis.
He cheated on the test. Fa shigamortis.
She talked back to the teacher. Fa shigamortis.
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A swear word that means you're 100% positive something bad is coming, and it's not going to be nice.
I didn't study for the quiz. Fa shigamortis.
He called me a loser. Fa shigamortis.
She said she'd pass the class. Fa shigamortis.
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A total promise that you're going to get roasted and you won't be able to hide from it.
I talked during class. Fa shigamortis.
He made fun of the teacher. Fa shigamortis.
She forgot her homework. Fa shigamortis.
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A swear word that means you're dead sure something is going to go wrong, and it's going to go wrong in the worst way.
I didn't do my project. Fa shigamortis.
He said he'd be here. Fa shigamortis.
She told me she'd win the game. Fa shigamortis.