Fa-riedddd

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When you're so high you think you're a god and everyone else is a doofus. You're Fa-riedddd. You laugh at everything and maybe even talk to your plants.
I just smoked three blunts and now my dog is my best friend. I'm Fa-riedddd.
I looked at my pizza and cried happy tears. I'm Fa-riedddd.
I tried to text my mom and wrote 'you are the best dad' instead. I'm Fa-riedddd.
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You're so high you forget your own name and think the ceiling is talking to you. That's Fa-riedddd. You're living your best life, even if it’s just on the couch.
I told my ceiling I was going to be rich. I'm Fa-riedddd.
I forgot who I was and started singing to my cat. I'm Fa-riedddd.
I tried to do math and got yelled at by my calculator. I'm Fa-riedddd.
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When you're so baked you think you can fly and your pants are on fire. You're Fa-riedddd. You're happy, wild, and maybe a little bit crazy.
I tried to fly off my couch and fell into a pile of chips. I'm Fa-riedddd.
My pants caught fire and I laughed like it was a party. I'm Fa-riedddd.
I told my friend I was a superhero and he believed me. I'm Fa-riedddd.
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You're so high you think you're a wizard and your socks are alive. That's Fa-riedddd. You're magical, confused, and maybe a little bit weird.
I waved my hands and my socks started dancing. I'm Fa-riedddd.
I tried to cast a spell and my neighbor’s cat ran away. I'm Fa-riedddd.
I told my mom I was a wizard and she gave me a sandwich. I'm Fa-riedddd.
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You're so baked you think you're a king and your fridge is your court. You're Fa-riedddd. You're ruling the kingdom of snacks and snacks only.
I sat on my fridge and declared myself king. I'm Fa-riedddd.
I had a meeting with my cereal and it agreed with me. I'm Fa-riedddd.
I told my chips they were my knights and they cheered. I'm Fa-riedddd.
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When you're so high you think you're a robot and your phone is your brain. That's Fa-riedddd. You're operating on auto-pilot and you're loving it.
I texted my brain and it replied back. I'm Fa-riedddd.
I told my phone it was my best friend and it didn’t argue. I'm Fa-riedddd.
I tried to walk and my legs were on vacation. I'm Fa-riedddd.
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