Fa-kety

Your mom said she's fine, but her face looks like she just ran a marathon and got hit by a truck.

Your teacher said homework was optional, but now you've got 10 pages to do.

Your friend promised to show up, but he's still asleep and texting you from his bed.

You said you'd finish the project, but now you're crying in the corner with a broken pencil.

You told your dad you'd clean your room, but it looks like a tornado hit it.

You said you'd be on time, but you're still wearing pajamas and eating cereal at 10 a. m.

Your mom said you're the best, but your little brother just beat you at a video game.

Your teacher said you did great, but your test was full of red marks.

Your friend said you were cool, but he's still laughing at your dumb joke.

Your mom said you wouldn't fail, but your report card is covered in F's.

Your teacher said you're smart, but you can't even solve this math problem.

Your friend said you're funny, but your joke was about a chicken.

You said you'd help with the chores, but now you're hiding in the closet.

You told your brother you'd stop teasing him, but he just got a new bruise.

You promised your dad you'd study, but you're still playing video games.