FA Hole

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a climber who thinks they're God because they got the first climb on a route

FA Hole: I climbed it first, so I'm the king of this mountain. You're just a peon.

FA Hole: Why even try if you're not going for the first ascent? You're wasting your time.

FA Hole: I didn’t just climb it, I conquered it. You? You just scraped by.

a person who will fight you for the right to say they were the first to climb a wall

FA Hole: You got there after me. That means you're not the first. You're just the second-best.

FA Hole: I saw the route first. You didn’t even blink when you started climbing.

FA Hole: You think you got the first ascent? I was already halfway up when you came in.

a climber who will yell at you for even breathing on the same route

FA Hole: I was climbing this route before you were born. You're just a latecomer.

FA Hole: You're not even close to being the first. You're like the 10th person who tried this.

FA Hole: You think you're the first? I was the first. You're just the annoying second.