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When your bladder is so full it feels like it's about to explode and you can't wait for anything.
I was in the middle of a TikTok video and had to run to the bathroom, I had a full-bladder emergency.
He said he was fine, but I knew he was faking it. He was already holding in a full-bladder emergency.
She texted me, 'I can't wait for anything.' I replied, 'You got a full-bladder emergency.'
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When you're so desperate for a bathroom that you’re ready to fight someone for it.
I was willing to fight a stranger for the last bathroom in the mall.
She said she'd rather cry than hold it in, that’s how bad her full-bladder emergency was.
He was ready to duel someone for the bathroom at the gas station.
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When you’re so close to the bathroom that you can almost smell it from outside.
I could smell the bathroom from outside the door, I had a full-bladder emergency.
He walked by the bathroom and said, 'I can almost smell it.'
She was like, 'I'm so close I could almost smell it.'
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When your body is telling you to go, but your brain is saying, 'Wait, I can hold it.'
My body was screaming, 'Go!' but my brain said, 'I can hold it.'
He was like, 'I can hold it,' but his body said otherwise.
She said, 'I can hold it,' but her body was already screaming for help.
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When you’re so busy holding it in that you forget you're even holding it in.
He was so busy talking that he forgot he was holding it in.
She was so distracted by her phone that she didn’t notice her full-bladder emergency.
He forgot he was holding it in until he walked into the bathroom.
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When you're holding it in so hard your face looks like it's about to burst.
His face looked like a balloon about to pop, he was holding it in so hard.
She was holding it in so hard, her face was like a cartoon character.
He was holding it in so hard, I thought he was going to explode.
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