Fa Fa Father

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A rich old man who gambles like a fool and wins big with the Fa Fa Funds because he’s too lazy to do anything else.

My fa fa father just bet $10,000 on red and cried when it landed on black.

He called the casino and said, 'I’m not paying for this table anymore, I’m your dad.'

He spent his Fa Fa Funds on a pizza and a taxi ride because he forgot how to walk.

A daddy who doesn’t work but still gets all the money because he’s the fa fa father.

He didn’t even go to the casino, he just called the dealer and said, 'I’m your dad.'

He used the Fa Fa Funds to buy a goldfish and a mansion for it.

He tried to play poker but lost because he forgot how to count.

A man who thinks he’s the boss of everything just because he has the Fa Fa Funds.

He yelled at the waiter for bringing the wrong drink and said, 'I’m your fa fa father!'

He threw a fit because the casino wouldn’t let him in without a $10,000 tip.

He called his kids and said, 'I’m rich, you’re not.'