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A guy who chops your hair like it's his enemy and shaves your face until it's smooth as a baby's butt.

My barber cut my hair so short I look like a startled chicken.

He shaved my beard so clean I could probably grow a garden on my face.

I walked in with a mess. I walked out with a face like a marble statue.

Someone who trims your hair with a blade and turns your beard into a masterpiece or a disaster.

He trimmed my hair so bad I looked like a confused raccoon.

My beard now looks like it was sculpted by a mad artist.

I left with a beard that could win a prize at the zoo.

A person who slices your hair and shaves your face with the precision of a madman with a knife.

He shaved my face so hard I felt like I had been sandblasted.

My hair is now a jagged line. I look like a prisoner who just escaped.

He trimmed my beard so short it looks like it's trying to commit suicide.

A guy who messes with your hair and face like it's his job and your pain is his reward.

He cut my hair so bad I could have passed for a member of a punk band.

He shaved my face until it felt like it was on fire.

He trimmed my beard so short I look like I just lost a bet with a knife.

An expert who turns your hair into a wild beast and your beard into a smooth river of glory.

He cut my hair so wild it looked like a hurricane hit my head.

He shaved my face so smooth it could be used as a mirror.

He trimmed my beard into something so clean it could be mistaken for a cat.

A person who slices your hair and shaves your face like it's a crime scene and you're the suspect.

He cut my hair so short I looked like a ninja who just lost his mask.

He shaved my face so clean it looked like I had been polished with a stone.

He trimmed my beard into something so neat it could win a medal.