Fa-clee-z

My mom just came home from the spa and she’s like, 'I’m so fresh and so clean, I could eat a taco and not feel bad.'

My brother brushed his teeth, washed his face, and said, 'I’m so fresh and so clean, I could probably beat up a math test.'

My dog took a bath and said, 'I’m so fresh and so clean, I could probably out-smell a skunk.'

My cousin took a shower, put on deodorant, and said, 'I’m so clean, I could mop the floor with my own dirt.'

My teacher came in and said, 'I’m so clean, I could probably mop the floor with my own dirt and still smell good.'

My dog took a bath and said, 'I’m so clean, I could mop the floor with my own dirt and still stink like a sock.'

My friend brushed his teeth and said, 'I’m so clean, I could make a sandwich out of my own breath.'

My brother washed his face and said, 'I’m so clean, I could make a sandwich out of my own breath and still taste good.'

My sister came out of the shower and said, 'I’m so clean, I could make a sandwich out of my own breath and it would be delicious.'