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The worst manager ever, works for the Lions, has the brain of a wet sock, and cries like a baby in DMs when he messes up. Good at some stuff, but his dribbling is worse than a drunk penguin.
DM: 'Why didn't you show up to the game? I was crying in my sock!'
Tweet: 'Manager is worse than a broken toaster, and I've seen toasters cry.'
Text: 'He's so bad at dribbling, I think he's trying to trip the ball.'