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The worst manager ever, works for the Lions, has the brain of a wet sock, and cries like a baby in DMs when he messes up. Good at some stuff, but his dribbling is worse than a drunk penguin.
DM: 'Why didn't you show up to the game? I was crying in my sock!'
Tweet: 'Manager is worse than a broken toaster, and I've seen toasters cry.'
Text: 'He's so bad at dribbling, I think he's trying to trip the ball.'
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This guy runs the Lions, but he's more of a disaster than a football. He sends DMs like a desperate kid, and his dribbling is the worst I've ever seen. Basically a neek.
DM: 'I cried in my DMs because I didn't show up to the game. It was a disaster.'
Tweet: 'Manager is so bad, he makes the ball look good.'
Text: 'He's a neek, a disaster, and a crybaby all in one.'
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The manager of the Lions is a total idiot, sends DMs like a sad kid, and his dribbling is so bad, it should be illegal. He's a waste of space.
DM: 'I cried in my DMs because I didn't show up to the game. I'm so sad.'
Tweet: 'Manager is so bad, he should be banned from dribbling.'
Text: 'He's a waste of space and a total idiot.'
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