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It's so loud it could wake up a dead kaiju and make it scream like a banshee with a bad hair day.

My ears are bleeding from this noise. I think I just heard my dog cry for mercy.

This sound is so loud my neighbor called the police and got a free pizza.

I swear I just saw a kaiju go from 'koon!' to 'I’m gonna die!' in 3 seconds.

This noise is so loud it could shatter glass, make your brain explode, and turn your dog into a howling meatball.

I just screamed so loud my neighbors thought I got a new roommate who’s a loudmouth.

This is louder than my mom’s voice when she’s mad and has no coffee.

My head feels like it’s being kicked by a donkey. And it’s still going.

It’s like a kaiju just got hit by a sound bomb and decided to yell at the moon for no reason.

This is so loud I think my cat is now a ghost who just left me for a quieter life.

I just cried like a baby because of this noise. My brother laughed and called me a crybaby.

It’s like the entire universe is screaming at me and I didn’t sign up for this.

This is the sound of a kaiju’s soul screaming in agony because it heard the worst possible playlist ever.

I just lost my hearing because of this sound. I now speak in whispers and hate everyone.

My dog ran out of the house and didn’t come back. I think it joined a band.

My mom asked me if I was possessed because I was screaming like a mad person.

It’s so loud it could make a kaiju go from ‘koon!’ to ‘I’m gonna die and it’s gonna be loud!’ in one go.

I think my neighbor just got a new pet and it’s a loud, angry goat.

This sound is so loud I just broke my phone because I was screaming so hard.

I can’t hear anything anymore. I just live in a world of noise and confusion.

It’s like a kaiju just got hit by a loudspeaker and started screaming like it was in a bad horror movie.

My ears are on fire and I think I’m going to die from this noise.

I just screamed so hard I think I broke my voice box and my neighbor’s window.

This is louder than my dad’s voice when he’s yelling at the TV and my mom.