f5 this

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When you slam your finger on the F5 key like it owes you money, just to make the page reload faster.
"F5 this! I need to see if my ex posted about me again!", Jake, 3:00 a. m.
"F5 this! I’m waiting for my pizza to come, and I’m not moving until I see it!", Lisa, in the middle of a food coma.
"F5 this! The game is loading and I’m not waiting for it to finish!", Mike, in the middle of a rage quit."
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When you stare at something like it’s going to tell you a secret if you just look hard enough, and you do it over and over like it’s your job.
"I’m f5 this-ing this thread until my girlfriend replies!", Ryan, trying to impress his crush.
"F5 this-ing my favorite streamer’s chat like it’s my full-time job!", Sarah, at 2:00 a. m.
"I f5 this-ed my ex’s Instagram for two hours straight. Still no response.", Tommy, who's now sad."
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When your guts explode like a volcano, and your pants are now a fashion statement you never wanted.
"I f5 this-ed my breakfast and now I’m on the floor!", Emma, at 8:00 a. m.
"He f5 this-ed his coffee and it came out the other end!", Chris, in the middle of a meeting.
"She f5 this-ed the pizza and now it's everywhere!", Lisa, in the middle of a food coma."
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The button on your browser that looks like it was made by a toddler who just got in trouble.
"The f5 this button is the only thing keeping me from crying!", Jake, after his internet crashed.
"I clicked the f5 this button so many times, my screen is now broken!", Lisa, after a long day.
"The f5 this button is my favorite thing on the internet!", Mike, after a long day of gaming."
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When you spin around like a maniac while you’re leaking everywhere, like you’ve lost your mind and your pants.
"He f5 this-ed during sex and now he’s on the floor!", Sarah, watching him from the side.
"She f5 this-ed in the kitchen and now the floor is a mess!", Lisa, trying to clean it up.
"He f5 this-ed in front of his mom and now he’s a disgrace!", Mike, laughing at him."
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The strongest tornado ever, like it’s trying to end the world and it’s doing it with style.
"There was an F5 this and it destroyed my house!", Emma, after the storm hit.
"I saw an F5 this and it was like the sky was crying!", Chris, after the storm hit.
"An F5 this came through and my dog was flying!", Lisa, after the storm hit."
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The best kind of tornado, like it’s the ultimate destroyer and it doesn’t care about your feelings.
"There was an F5 this and it wiped out my town!", Jake, after the storm hit.
"I saw an F5 this and I was scared!", Sarah, after the storm hit.
"An F5 this came through and my house was gone!", Lisa, after the storm hit."
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