F5 Syndrome

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People who keep bugging you about the same stupid thing like they're trying to make you lose your mind.

Why are you still mad about the coffee? It was two weeks ago!

Did you not hear me? I said I didn’t want to go to that stupid party.

You’re still bringing up the time I spilled soda on your shirt? Really?

They’re like a broken record, but with more yelling and less actual music.

‘Did I tell you I didn’t like the movie? No? Well I did! I didn’t like it! I didn’t like it at all!’

‘You forgot my birthday. You forgot my birthday! I’ve been waiting for this since last year!’

‘You still haven’t paid me back! I know you have the money! I know it!’

They nag so much it feels like you’re being punished for something you didn’t do.

‘You didn’t clean your room! You didn’t clean your room! You didn’t clean your room!’

‘I told you to feed the dog! I told you! I told you! I told you!’

‘You still haven’t texted me back! I know you saw it! I know it!’

They’re like a mosquito that won’t stop buzzing in your ear, but with more swearing and less blood.

‘You didn’t call me! You didn’t call me! I know you saw my messages! I know it!’

‘You didn’t help me move! You didn’t help me move! I still have that stupid couch in my garage!’

‘You didn’t remember my favorite pizza! You didn’t! You didn’t!’

They nag like they’re trying to get you to scream, cry, and possibly throw something at them.

‘You didn’t bring me coffee! You didn’t bring me coffee! I had to drink tea! I had to!’

‘You didn’t say you loved me! You didn’t say it! I’ve been waiting for this since forever!’

‘You didn’t text me back! You didn’t! I know you’re just ignoring me!’