f5 Junkies

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A person who hits refresh on their email like it’s a slot machine and they’re waiting for a winning message

F5, F5, F5! I swear I just got a message from my mom!

I refreshed my email 17 times because I thought I missed a message from my ex.

I’m not checking my email. I’m checking my sanity.

Someone who thinks their email is the only thing that matters and will die if it doesn’t update every 2 seconds

I’m not breathing. I’m waiting for my email to load.

I refreshed my email so hard I broke my keyboard.

I’d rather get a message from a ghost than wait 3 seconds.

A person who would rather be hit by a truck than miss a single message in their inbox

I refreshed my email so fast I got a headache.

I checked my email 10 times because I thought I got a message from my crush.

I would rather die than miss a message from my crush.

A person who refreshes their email like it’s a game and they’re trying to beat their high score

I checked my email 3 times in 1 minute because I thought I got a message from my crush.

I refreshed my email so much I got a message from my mom and my crush.

I’m not checking my email. I’m checking my high score.

A person who is so obsessed with checking their email that they would rather be tortured than wait 3 seconds

I refreshed my email so much my phone got a message from my crush.

I would rather get tortured than wait 3 seconds for my email to load.

I checked my email 20 times because I thought I got a message from my crush.

A person who thinks their email is more important than their life and will check it even if it means dying

I refreshed my email so much my phone exploded.

I checked my email 100 times because I thought I got a message from my crush.

I would rather die than miss a message from my crush.