Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Brock Lesnar's finisher is like getting crushed by a goddamn meat truck and then getting yelled at by a giant.

'He F5'd me like I was a piece of cake.'

'That F5 looked like it could end the universe.'

'I got F5'd so hard I got a second opinion from my bones.'

2

An F5 tornado is like the universe throwing a tantrum and taking the roof off your house just for fun.

'That tornado came in like a drunk monster and took my roof and my dignity.'

'My school got F5'd and now it looks like a giant had a meltdown.'

'I was outside when the F5 hit and I got turned into a human pancake.'

3

The F5 is the top of the tornado ladder and the only thing standing between you and total obliteration.

'That F5 was the worst thing I ever saw. My house is now a memory.'

'The F5 came and my neighbor got hit so hard he became a legend.'

'I saw an F5 and I felt like I was in a horror movie.'

4

The F5 button on your computer is the worst thing ever. It’s like your computer is being tortured by a sadist.

'I hit F5 so many times my computer looked like it had a migraine.'

'That F5 button is the reason I started crying at my desk.'

'I pressed F5 so much my fingers got tired of being fingers.'

5

F5 is like staring at a message board like it owes you money and hoping someone will post something worth the wait.

'I F5'd that thread so much I got a new level of obsession.'

'I kept hitting F5 like it was a prayer and my hope was a god.'

'I was F5-ing that message board so hard I got a headache and a new friend.'

6

An F5 is like a giant dump truck full of poop exploded in your face and you got hit with it.

'I had an F5 so bad I got a new hobby: eating dirt.'

'That F5 came and I got thrown out of my seat like a confused sock.'

'I had an F5 and I felt like I got kicked by a dragon.'

7

F5 is the button you press when you’re desperate and your browser is your only hope.

'I pressed F5 like it was the last button on Earth.'

'I F5'd that page so much my browser got a tattoo.'

'F5 is the only friend I have when my internet is being a jerk.'