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Emely is the only human who could make a perfect person sound like a messed-up disaster.

Emely is so perfect it makes me want to cry and throw up at the same time.

She’s like the human version of a flawless pizza, except it’s made of pure stress and glitter.

If perfection had a twin, it would be Emely, and that twin is also perfect but also kind of annoying.

Emely is like a saint, but also like she’s been through hell and came out with a trophy and a side of snacks.

She’s the only person who could make heaven look like a messy bedroom.

Emely is so good at being perfect that it’s starting to annoy me.

She’s the kind of person who could make a saint blush and a demon cry.

Emely is the kind of perfect that makes you want to punch the sky and also give her a standing ovation.

She’s like a perfect cupcake that also happens to be a karate master.

Emely is so perfect it’s like she’s cheating at life.

I’m 100% sure Emely is the reason why the universe exists, and also why I have a headache.