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My friend walked up to him and said, 'You smell like a rotting fish.' He just stared at him like he was crazy.

At the bus stop, she leaned in and said, 'I think your breath just killed a mouse.'

He sat next to me on the plane and I thought I was going to pass out from the stink.

She said, 'Your breath smells like a gym sock in a trash can.' He just nodded like she was normal.

He walked into the restaurant and the waiter asked, 'Are you here to eat or to scare the customers?'

I told my mom, 'Your breath smells like a dead fish in a swamp.' She said, 'That’s because I just ate a whole chicken.'

He said, 'Your breath is like a fart from a dragon.' I just said, 'I’ve heard worse.'

At the bar, she said, 'You smell like a dead fish in a shoe.' He just laughed and ordered another beer.

He walked into class and the teacher said, 'You must be the reason the classroom smells like a sewer.'

She said, 'Your breath is like a stinky sock in a garbage can.' I said, 'I’ve had worse.'

He walked into the room and the dog ran out like he was on fire.

At the park, he said, 'Your breath smells like a dead fish in a swamp.' I said, 'That’s because I just ate a whole pizza.'

She said, 'Your breath is like a rotten fish in a sewer.' He just said, 'I’ve heard worse.'

He walked into the office and his boss said, 'You smell like a dead fish in a trash can.'

At the party, he said, 'Your breath is so bad, it could make a ghost cry.'

He said, 'Your breath smells like a dead fish in a swamp.' I just said, 'That’s because I just ate a whole pizza.'

She walked into the room and said, 'Your breath is so bad, it could make a zombie gag.'

At the school, the teacher said, 'You smell like a stinky sock in a garbage can.'