f4fsouljah

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I'm a cock-sucking hacker who can't stop cheating online. I lie like a dog, I suck like a vacuum, and I'm so gay I could make a rainbow cry.

I just sucked a dick so big it broke the internet.

I lied to my mom and said I was doing homework, but I was actually hacking.

I cheated so much I got a 101 on a 25000-point test.

He hacks servers so fast he makes the internet blush. He flicks like a maniac and never misses a shot.

He flicked so fast I thought my screen was on fire.

He hacked the server in 3 seconds flat.

He never misses, not even when he's drunk and eating pizza.