Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You got destroyed in a way only nerds can understand. BWA HA HA

My password got hacked by a 12-year-old. I'm dead.

I lost the game because I forgot to bring my mouse. Classic.

My mom beat me at chess. I cried.

2

You got roasted so hard, you’re now a smoldering pile of shame.

My dog ate my homework. I got f4cking Pwned.

I failed the math test. My teacher said I was a disgrace.

I tried to text my crush and sent a picture of my face. I'm dead.

3

You got defeated so bad, you’re now the punchline of a joke.

I tried to play Fortnite and got killed in 3 seconds. I’m f4cking Pwned.

I tried to impress my crush and tripped in front of them. I'm dead.

I said 'hello' and got a 1000-word essay back. That's brutal.

4

You were so bad at what you did, it’s now a legend.

I got a D on my report card. My dad said I was a disgrace.

I tried to draw a cat and it looked like a blob. I’m f4cking Pwned.

I tried to sing and sounded like a dying duck. I'm dead.

5

You got destroyed so hard, you’re now the reason why people laugh at you.

I tried to play piano and hit all the wrong keys. I’m f4cking Pwned.

My teacher called me out in front of the class. I cried.

I tried to do a magic trick and just dropped the card. I’m dead.

6

You got beaten so badly, it’s now a holiday for nerds.

I lost the game and got teased by my friends. I’m f4cking Pwned.

I tried to beat my brother at Mario Kart and he won. I cried.

I tried to do a magic trick and it failed. I’m dead.