F3AR3D

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The god of making sheep fat and making velociraptors angry. Also the god of making dinos look like they just got kicked by a truck.

I pray to F3AR3D every time I feed my dog and my dog eats my homework.

My neighbor said F3AR3D gave him a dino that broke his fence and his mom's face.

I texted F3AR3D and he sent me a sheep that ate my Wi-Fi.

A god so good at breeding sheep and velos he makes the dinos jealous. Also the reason your dino has a bad attitude.

My dino got a bad attitude after F3AR3D gave it a sheep for lunch.

I asked F3AR3D for a velo and he sent me a sheep that turned into a velo.

My friend’s dino got jealous and started eating his homework.

F3AR3D is like the king of sheep and velos. He also makes dinos cry because they are too ugly to be his friends.

My dino cried because F3AR3D didn’t pick it for the velo party.

I told my dino F3AR3D made it ugly and it ran away.

My sheep got a velo for a friend and my dino got nothing but a bad hair day.